One Bad Day

The Joker's One Bad Day - Megaloguing

I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I did so want you to be here.

I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. You had a bad day and everything changed.

Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger?

Something like that, I bet. Something like that happened to me, you know. I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! But my point is My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation.

Do you know how many times we've come close to World War Three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last World War? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors!

Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing? The Killing Joke "If the police expect to play against the Joker, they'd better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!

You see, I hold the winning card! That ugly head of yours does have a brain! I'm just differently sane!! World's Finest "One by One, they'll hear my call.

Then this wicked town, will follow my fall. The Man Who Laughs "In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark.

I laughed and blew it out. Dark Detective "They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough.

And I love you for it. The Dark Knight Returns "You dirty rat! You killed my brother! She's my sister and my daughter! Dark Victory to Batman "Quick question: When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss? Prerecorded for this time zone. Take your order, please?

Talking incredibly fast I'd like the Big Beefer, Heavy Mustard, double pickles, three strips of bacon, make 'em crispy, ranch dressing on the side Side order of fries, also crispy, one of those fake pie thingees with the boiling hot juice that scalds the roof of your mouth Two of your special Egg Nog Shakes, a boy's kiddie meal, and I'll pay extra for a full assortment of the toys that come with it.

You were talking way too fast. You'll have to repeat all that!

You had a bad day, and it drove you as...

Of all the incompetence! Listen, you brain-dead Cephalapod! How may I help you? Just ask Sarah Essen-Gordon. Oh, that's right, you can't! I hit Jason a lot harder than that. Pause His name was Jason, right?

I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too.

I always wanted to see my dame in lights. Even in a moment of abject saccharine, I still got it. I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled, kids!!!! Now get me Santa Claus! I couldn't be so brilliant! Why be a disfigured outcast when I can be a notorious Crime God? Why be an orphaned boy when you can be a superhero?

I can't kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! That's what cracks me up each time! No, Batman, that's just Wikipedia. You actually believed all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days of drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out?

Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding? Where there's only ever one joke and it's always on you? Well, here you are. Now do you get it? You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on Just look at you Desperate to be feared, you want to be perceived as a monster, draped in black You leave that little window A glimpse at the perfection underneath.

Why do you let it be seen? The police are completely at bay!

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